jizz bucket list

A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.

Dude, I jizzed on the Eiffel Tower. Now I can cross that one off my jizz bucket list.

by Bakela February 27, 2008

List of Pussy Grabbers

If you don't want your pussy to be grabbed (so you are a person with human decency in public) avoid all people on this list.
1. Trump
2. Trump
3. Trump
4. Trump
5. Trump

Georgia: oMg nOOOO BRENDA TRURURUMP IS ON THE LIST OF PUSSY GRABBERS! HEE LYVES IN MWY CITY!!!!1!1!!1!1
Brenda: OhHHh gOre-gaa dOn't woyrRy!

by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020

lissandrious

Lissandrious, (plural of Lissandro) is when you need a word to describe how you are feeling but don’t have a word to convey it. Usually used in a devious way, unlike Anderssonius, which is used in a angelic way. For example, Will Smith was feeling Lissandrious when he punched Chris Rock!

Wow she’s so Lissandrious! I wish i could be like her.

I’m feeling very Lissandrious today, i’m gonna go burn down an orphanage!

by emholey March 29, 2022

tap list

A figurative list of guys/girls you want to have sexual relations with. See tap.

Jake Gyllehaal is on my tap list.

Dat bitch Rihanna is on my tap list.

by Crazybexual May 13, 2006

skippy list

A list of things you're not allowed to do. Popularized by a website made by a military personnel listing all the things he was no longer allowed to do in the military.

The first rule on Fight Club's skippy list is "you're not allowed to talk about Fight Club".

by MatthiasFW January 9, 2008

dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014

do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are

1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.

by fatguylittlecoat October 24, 2009