The Lion King

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"

"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."

by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020

Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.

“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”

by lemons and balls November 29, 2023

Lion King

The best Character is Timon. Period.

Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro

by IEATNUMBERS June 26, 2020

Lion King

A movie

I watched the Lion King yesterday.

by NotAFurry2 April 7, 2019

Lion kinged

When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”

Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”

by Seshhead November 1, 2019