(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.

Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.

by Improv75 April 29, 2005

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008

babraham lincoln

A Babe. Like from Wayne's World.

Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth Algar: She's a babe.
Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

by I like chocolate milk. September 17, 2005

Lincoln Way Central

A horrible horrible prison-like building located in New Lenox, IL. It's basically Lincoln-Way East, except red instead of blue, we're not as evil, and we were here first. It is also commonly refured to as "Lincoln-traz" "L-traz" or "hell"

Bro 1: Did you see that giant bomb explode at L-traz?

Bro 2: Yeah, we still have school.

or

Bro 1: Why do I never have free time? Oh, because I go to Lincoln Way Central.

by jgonzzzzz May 21, 2011

Linus

Carefree, Joker, Charming, Vigorous. Linus is often found in the spotlight, but once you get to know him you’ll see that he’s all other than that hubris. Linus likes to keep his personal problems private, but he’ll never hetsitate to hear you out. Linus will do anything to cheer you up. He’s a great listener and advisor, with two shoulders to cry on. He’ll always have your back.

Linus has got a great sense of humour; you’ll never miss a laugh when he’s around. In fact, he’ll see to it that you know he’s pulled up the driveway.

Linus huge amount of energy leads him to limitless adventures. He's a very interesting person since he’s always up to something. There’s just no room for boredom being the enthusiastic learner and happy teacher that Linus is. Although, he can be quite a procrastinator regarding necessities that doesn’t appeal to him, you can always rely on Linus because he’s always carrying his heart with him.

If you’re friends with Linus, consider yourself lucky. He’d never befriend someone who’s not worthy of his time or energy.

In love life, Linus is a great romantic who’s never ashamed to show off his partner. He’ll make sure that they’re aware of his love and affection. Never will he make his partner feel ashamed or judged; Linus only have love, and lots of laughter, to give you.

If you ever stumble across a Linus, make sure to give him a shot! Who knows what mountains you’ll end up climbing together?

“I’m hanging out with Linus today!”
“Oh sweet! Can I pleeeaaseee join? I’ts always a blast with Linus!”

by curryl0v3r August 31, 2020

Linus Tech Tips

The man who's always able to squeeze in his sponsors at the perfect time in the video.

Linus Tech Tips: "But this video is about the ten reasons you guys love your Macs, and, with the kind of response that we got from our community, Apple clearly has been doing something right for so many of you to want to purchase their products..."

Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."

by AKAREEEEE March 16, 2020

linecook energy

Someone who lives live in the edge. No particular goal, but doesn’t have the energy to off themselves. Unfinished tattoos, chain smokes cigarettes Or vapes, and has a terrible attitude. But if you know them, they’re one of the best friends to have. Will always come through

He has linecook energy. Terrible attitude

by sksraptor October 29, 2022