line face

The expression you show after a dumb, or pointless joke.

Justin: HEY! What's the capitol of Thailand?
Danielle: What?
Justin: BANGKOK! *smacks crotch* *breaks out in fit of laughter*
Danielle: That joke doesn't work, I'm a girl.
Justin: Oh......
Danielle *line face*

by ROXEH May 16, 2008

Linearsexual

A person that is attracted only to the opposite sex (biological) such as REAL men and REAL women.

Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.

Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.

by linearsexualanthony April 30, 2021

meat linens

when a female tries to conceal her meat curtains by wearing laced pantys that camoflauge her outer labia area

i wouldnt of hit it had i known that hookers pussy flaps were blown out. god damn those meat linens

by Denisgentiloti June 15, 2010

Covid-Line

A line formed outside a business implemented during the Coronavirus pandemic and due to social distance, one customer comes in as one customer comes out of that said business.

I waited an hour outside of Costco to get in because of the Covid-Line.

by Mando Ramirez April 5, 2020

The Civicdoza Line

The point at which the money you have dumped into your shitty hatch back by adding stupid shit like rims, tint, spoilers and racing stickers equals the cost of a legitimatley nice car that you wouldn't have to disguise with stupid shit like rims, tint, spoilers and stickers.

Barry crossed The Civicdoza Line months ago even before he had the neon running lights installed, he knew he could have bought a Mustang, but new Mustangs had mufflers, and were not as loud as his 93 Civic.

by Kavka June 6, 2010

stream fine line

telling someone to stream the fine line (last #1 album of 2019 and the first #1 album of 2020) by harry styles (has over 45 million monthly listeners and is ranked 20th in the world on spotify) which, as of september 4th, 2020, has over 2 BILLION streams.

stream fine line by harry styles for clear skin and good grades

by esnyourstruly September 4, 2020

Lineman

The hardest working players in American Football. They have to be strong: mentally and physically. They don't have to be the fastest or have the best hands. Where they work is the trenches where all the lineman are. They give up their bodies to protect the quarterback and make holes for the running back's

Quarterback: Damn my lineman keep me clean in the pocket. I'm thankful for that

by j_aldaz February 13, 2019