lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023

hop on lockport lighthouse

A place where the apoc 2 development team meets up and has gay sex

hop on lockport lighthouse prazzy

okay gusmanak!

by WhoZ July 19, 2022

Political lighthouse

1: An individual or organization that is responsible for helping people discover and or assist them in getting actively involved with one or more nonmainstream political parties.
2: An individual or organization that is responsible for identifying problems that are negatively impacting society and get organizations, the government, and or people involved in order to try to fix it

Example for definition 1: Ana has told numerous people about the Reform Party and the Citizens Party; and she helped them get involved in those parties’ activities. Ana is a political lighthouse.

by Vanguard 1998 December 2, 2021

Cochecton Lighthouse

To place the handle of a lit flashlight in ones ass and spin around.

Todd is drunk and doing the Cochecton lighthouse again.

by Wally3 November 5, 2018

lighthouse car park

best doggin place you will ever go.scenery is stunning.10/10 recommend

‘lighthouse car park doggers’

by greencar January 30, 2023

captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.

Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.

by A damn Yankee January 4, 2023