A big-headed moron who usually thinks he is better than everyone else, but actually he is a low-life who says he gets
bare shags but gets either nine or some but the girl doesn’t enjoy it. His penis is small it’s microscopic and he usually looks like an animal (a small yappy dog like a pug or
chihuahua). He is also
dumb.
Lewis: don’t I look like (says a good looking celebrity’s name)
Other person: no not really
Lewis: how
fucking dare u I have a big dick and get
bare shags u fat ugly
twat
Other person: fine u do
Lewis: omg thank you