Maisie leach

Such a mong loves Dec loads and loads and loads also has a good bum x
by Declanlamb March 08, 2019
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leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.
Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.
by EnigmaAlex November 04, 2017
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Leached

When your good friend is mad at you for some accidental slight so he passive aggressively causes unnecessary problems for you.
I was leached hard last night when Josh called my Ex girlfriend in front of my current one, to "see how she is doing"!
by Applesauce0917 May 12, 2025
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Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
by Bobster90 May 18, 2015
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Leach

A person who can’t stop touching people
Likes to call men handsome.

Someone who mostly has brain damage and a dent in their head from getting dropped as a baby.
Ho’o ur a leach and a dumbo wumbo 😹
by uareadumbowumbo April 20, 2022
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Bleach Leach

Removing a seminal vesical and throwing it towards a living person. If it sticks to him it must be true buddy love.
Bro, what's with the bleach leach? We all knew you loved him but damn! Sometimes you just have to keep on keeping on. No shit! Bro doesn't get it just is what it is..-
by d'évocation December 11, 2023
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Leach

An overweight Ginger lass that clings onto her ex’s mates on a night out. ~ Often sighted in the Filthys night establishment on the Bigg Market
“Waaah, wor bruiser is being a leach tonight, won’t leave the poor lad and his muckers alone”
by CumbrianMotter December 02, 2023
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