laser speed

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

Laser Gun Mirror

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal

"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'

by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019

Hunter Laserna

known for being the hostess with the mostest, a hunter laserna is someome who serves up entertainment at all time. you can count on a hunter laserna to go the extra mile anytime anywhere. it is also good to know that a hunter laserna will never back down. tell him you've always wanted a pet and he'll make sure an entire dog pound shows up in your front yard within 2-5 business days

person 1: I heard you got shot with a nerf gun on the lake
person 2: oh yeah, i told hunter laserna he couldn't do it and then he showed up with a speedboat

by hooooont October 21, 2020

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.

The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".

by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004

lasersharking

Combining two things that are cool on there own to make something stupid.

like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!

guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."

by alex the greater November 30, 2006

ladette

ladette (also less frequent laddette) /lædet/ noun (BrE, informal)
a young woman who behaves in a confident and noisy way, who drinks alcohol and may enjoy sport or other activities that are traditionally enjoyed by men.
Analysts believe the ladette phenomenon has been driven by increasing levels of financial independence among young women.

17-year-old Zola and her gang of ladettes boast about just how much under-age drinking they did last weekend.

She has also had a reputation as a hard-drinking, hard-partying ladette who seems to enjoy the single life.

by [e-mail] June 21, 2005