lampshade

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before

1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."

by smashleigh91 July 28, 2009

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lamehaus

Somebody who used to be pretty cool, but is now ridiculously lame in every way possibly. Variations of the word keep the suffix "haus" but have a different prefix. Some variations include, but are not limited to: Highhaus, Faghaus, Rationhaus, Stealhaus, Liehaus, Foodhaus, Drivehaus, etc... Usually the prefix has a better ring when it is only one syllable, but in some instances (Rationhaus), it is acceptable.

Erik used to be pretty cool until he ditched us for that bitch Kati! What a lamehaus!

by Lukas K June 5, 2007

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