Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.
Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023
Get the Lafayette Collegemug. A section 8 hood apartment in East Houston, Texas, located near Beltway 8 and Woodforest Blvd, bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, crime prances around the area and was even worse in the 2000s, has a psuedo-nice exterior to it and a clean-cut looking leasing office but still burglaries, neighborhood drama, drugs, nightly gunshots, etc.
“Y’all heard about that block party last night at them Lafayette Village Apartments? 12 had to come lock some people up for fighting”
by DaisyDukesDaisy December 31, 2023
Get the Lafayette Village Apartmentsmug. A young reckless boy who would willingly go into the middle of a battlefield and get shot in the leg. Also is George Washington's son.
He is one hell of a Lafayette that boy.
by Timepaperbutterfly January 6, 2022
Get the Lafayettemug. Oui Oui, mon ami, je'mapelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? Ces't moi!
by Pogthe_Frog May 22, 2021
Get the Lafayettemug. hamilton's sexy friend
My girlfriend after watching hamilon with me: GIVE IT UP FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE AMERICAN FRENCHM-
Me: LAFAYETTE!!
Me: LAFAYETTE!!
by Candy Cozy Collectives January 20, 2022
Get the Lafayettemug. The frenchiest fry of the party. Is always super dazzled up and will knock your socks off. Most likely making you cheat on your current lover.
"Oh my god look at that Fox over there!"
"Oh my god hes a Lafayette"
"Yeah"
"Darren? Darren?! WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED!"
"Oh my god hes a Lafayette"
"Yeah"
"Darren? Darren?! WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED!"
by JohnLaurensLikesHamBoiAndHamBo July 7, 2021
Get the Lafayettemug. lafayette is a better human than you. Just kidding. He is a god.
He is America's favourite fighting frenchfry. I love him and you should too.
if you think there is someone better than him, pray i won't find and kill you.
He is America's favourite fighting frenchfry. I love him and you should too.
if you think there is someone better than him, pray i won't find and kill you.
by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017
Get the lafayettemug.