Lachlan

other references being:
shlan
shmitty
LOCHHH
and rat
definition: a guy who fails at almost every social situation possible

Lachlan: move out the way Waseem, I'll show you how it's done
*tries to grind on Izzi*
Izzi: No Lachlan! what are you doing?
....xD

by the schlanmeister ;D September 15, 2009

A tall guy who plays apex legend 24/7. Has three girlfriends and lives in his parents basement

(Jake) hey Lachlan wanna see a movie.

(Lachlan) what the frick. GO KILL YOURSELF IDIOT I JUST BOUGHT THE LATES F###### skin in apex.

by Sceptic boi April 13, 2019

His real name is Jossepi he is most commonly turns into a sex Slave

And loves MALES

Wow that I such a lachlan

He so is

by Redgy538 November 6, 2017

OMG, I am so happy that Lachlan retained, he deserved it.

by talker.s July 9, 2018

An absolute top tier human with no faults of cons, he is literally god and can do no wrong

Lachlan has a PHD and is funny, smart, medium height. Sexy beast who gets all the ladies with his DPE.

Person 1. I am going to the beach
Person 2. With Lachlan?
Person 1. Yes
Person 2. You 2 are going to get the ladies and have a good time

by PHD DPE November 7, 2019

Lachlan is a simp

by jerryboy2020 April 2, 2020