1) A side effect of being in a science major, such as chemistry.
2) An instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.
3) The impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.
4) A common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.
2) An instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.
3) The impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.
4) A common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.
Dude, I stayed up all night last night doing my lab report and now I can't see straight. It's like I'm drunk, but without any of the fun.
by chemmajor June 11, 2012
Get the lab report mug.A school for kids more worried about their GPAs than getting more than 2 hours of sleep every night. Lab School students can be freakishly smart and overachieving, but they still have plenty of kids who got in in preschool and have turned into stoners. It shouldn't even be considered a real High School considering they don't even have a football team, and the rest of their sports teams are far from admirable. Technically Lab School is the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools, however only the pretentious new kids call it that.
Random Adult: What school do you go to sweetie?
Lab School student: I go to Lab
Random Adult: Oh wow!
Lab School student: Yeah, so basically a little less rich than a Latin kid, and smart
Lab School student: I go to Lab
Random Adult: Oh wow!
Lab School student: Yeah, so basically a little less rich than a Latin kid, and smart
by Hermetia illucens February 24, 2019
Get the Lab School mug.Someone who is addicted to being in lab, constantly running experiments, and can't stop to go home even though they know that it's healthy to maintain a personal life because they find themselves chained to their experiments through an obessive personality type.
I walked into lab at 2 in the morning to check on my bacteria and found that Suzie was still running a gel. What a lab rat (forget that I was there too...)
by pendragoness July 30, 2009
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Lab report hell is a place where univeristy students are sent when they are taking pre-med, double science or engineering degrees, or any combination thereof. Essentially what occurs is that due to a lack of communitication between the respective departments the student is enrolled in, each department assumes its students only have lab work to do for their department, and accordingly assigns a healthy amount of lab work to supplement the lectures. However, since EACH department does this, it results in the multi-department student being assigned twice to three times as much lab work as is reasonably possible to complete while still enjoying a healthy amount of sleep nightly, let alone any modicum of a personal life.
The greatest tragedy in being sent to lab report hell is that an otherwise respectable student is left selfishly regretting their choice not to blow their parent's money on a liberal arts degree.
Lab report hell is a place where univeristy students are sent when they are taking pre-med, double science or engineering degrees, or any combination thereof. Essentially what occurs is that due to a lack of communitication between the respective departments the student is enrolled in, each department assumes its students only have lab work to do for their department, and accordingly assigns a healthy amount of lab work to supplement the lectures. However, since EACH department does this, it results in the multi-department student being assigned twice to three times as much lab work as is reasonably possible to complete while still enjoying a healthy amount of sleep nightly, let alone any modicum of a personal life.
The greatest tragedy in being sent to lab report hell is that an otherwise respectable student is left selfishly regretting their choice not to blow their parent's money on a liberal arts degree.
Lab report hell can be induced by:
Taking Biology and Chemistry instead of Biochem.
Taking Physics and Chemistry instead of Phys/Chem.
Taking Engineering and Physics instead of Eng/Phys.
Taking Pre-Med courses instead of Sociology.
Taking Biology and Chemistry instead of Biochem.
Taking Physics and Chemistry instead of Phys/Chem.
Taking Engineering and Physics instead of Eng/Phys.
Taking Pre-Med courses instead of Sociology.
by JGibbs September 25, 2010
Get the lab report hell mug.The computer lab employees at Elk Grove High School that hunt down students off task. These sad individuals find joy in locking and printing pictures of an off task students computer, then tattling on them to their teacher.
by DJ Jazzy Jurewicz May 2, 2005
Get the lab nazi mug.A game designed as a mix between physics and baseball, where you have a batter who sits on a roller chair and kicks a tennis ball trying to hit a homerun. You have a pitcher, outfield, hitter, and catcher. Must be played in a physics laboratory.
by spencer popp November 11, 2005
Get the lab-ball mug.Lab-Tan, the opposite of sun-kissed. One acquires a lab tan when one deprives themselves of sunlight of the natural or manufactured kind. Fluorescent lighting is key, as are long nocturnal hours of working.
A common accessory to the lab tan is the 5 day growth beard, and the dark under eye circles that comes from being too cracked out on awful drip pot coffee and snack cakes to sleep normal hours.
2:One may also have a lab tan if they play far too many videogames of the MMORPG variety like World of Warcraft: These people start to look like Sean Patrick Flanery in the Movie "Powder," the longer these kids or grown men stay in their mother's basement, or the higher their level is in WoW, the higher grade of lab tan.
A common accessory to the lab tan is the 5 day growth beard, and the dark under eye circles that comes from being too cracked out on awful drip pot coffee and snack cakes to sleep normal hours.
2:One may also have a lab tan if they play far too many videogames of the MMORPG variety like World of Warcraft: These people start to look like Sean Patrick Flanery in the Movie "Powder," the longer these kids or grown men stay in their mother's basement, or the higher their level is in WoW, the higher grade of lab tan.
Molly Mayhem: "Hey man, I heard you stayed all night at the lab"
Doctor Samuel: "Yeah you know...just workin on my lab-tan. Chicks dig it--
Doctor Samuel: "Yeah you know...just workin on my lab-tan. Chicks dig it--
by Molly S, and Samuel L. September 5, 2007
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