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LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.
Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.
by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021
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I'm so bored i'm gonna type ipooipipoipipoipiqwerwerqewrewqrewqrqwerwqerweqk;lj;lj;ljl;j;lj;lkasfdsafadsfasdfadsfdsfdsfas/,m/m/.,m/.,m/.,mzxcvxzcvzxcvzcxvcxzvzcx onto this dictionary and see what pops up!
by Polypher May 3, 2024
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LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter
Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.
by LG Cork September 18, 2021
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LJ

bruh it means lesbian joke obviously
Example:

Girl: lol yea i hate women 😹😹Lj

Boy: ong me too lol females b annoying asf nowadays. Also what does "Lj" mean💀

Girl: gn.
by suki sugi October 26, 2020
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LJ

by Hamtaro October 11, 2018
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lj-ism

When someone “ruins” a game for you and you have minor temper tantrum and scream at top of lungs.
Dude, lj just had a major lj-ism.
by Sir sexy pants December 27, 2020
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LJ Edwards

his mum started an only fans account but couldnt make money so she jeeted a galapagos turtle on only fans, resulting in the first case of 'elj syndrome'
Symptoms include:
Always being right
Doing Boid with the peng skate
Being a prick to your mum
having no jawline
"Oh my god is that LJ Edwards?"
"I kinda feel bad for him"
by poo123testicles July 30, 2025
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