LJ Edwards

his mum started an only fans account but couldnt make money so she jeeted a galapagos turtle on only fans, resulting in the first case of 'elj syndrome'
Symptoms include:
Always being right
Doing Boid with the peng skate
Being a prick to your mum
having no jawline

"Oh my god is that LJ Edwards?"
"I kinda feel bad for him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

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lj-ism

When someone “ruins” a game for you and you have minor temper tantrum and scream at top of lungs.

Dude, lj just had a major lj-ism.

by Sir sexy pants December 27, 2020

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LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

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LJ

the definition of LJ is someone who will take your bitch with ease. LJ’s are superior to the world and no one tells them what they can and can’t do. They get money and only fuck on tens

“damn that nigga like LJ”

by the cianxus is September 21, 2022

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LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.

Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.

by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021

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