Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025

Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.

My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.

by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021