A big-headed
moron who usually thinks he is better than everyone else, but actually he is a low-life who says he gets bare shags but gets either
nine or some but the girl doesn’
t enjoy it. His penis is small it’s microscopic and he usually looks like an animal (a small yappy dog like a pug or chihuahua). He is also dumb.
Lewis: don’t I look like (says a good looking celebrity’s name)
Other person: no not really
Lewis: how
fucking dare u I have a big dick and get bare shags u fat ugly
twat
Other person:
fine u do
Lewis: omg thank you