Layne Criscuolo

literally the most gay person you can ever meet, everybody hates this individual and most people could say that he could use to shed a few pounds. Be careful when around him with a pet/ animal of any kind because this man has a tendency to grab any animal in sight and straight raw dog it

Me: *nothing*
Layne: *grabs dog and hams it*
Me: Layne Criscuolo is such a nonce that should lose some weight

by save me please March 12, 2019

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Layne sei Brady

An intense Minecraft player, who doesn't know how to text girls

Layne sei Brady stop being so dry

by Tryohn August 31, 2025

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Layne

if u know a layne they are most definitely mommy/daddys slut muffin

damn that layne is such a slut muffin!

by lannistuers July 8, 2021

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Layne

A young boy who tends to hit puberty late in life. His usual code name is deep fried moldy crusty cringey crispy potato chip and he is usually short but fairly popular in his grade. Usually has brown hair and many people like him. Though he is popular he has only had one girlfriend in his life. Layne has a sad life.

Layne talked to Lyla in ELA very calmly.

by A ugly girl August 19, 2017

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