A goblin like human, and a Grandmaster in the Art of Cuckery. They are rare in the known world because of this fact, simply because the chances of reproduction are very low. This is the reason for trying to mate with the most low end females to increase their chances of mating and boost their own confidence. There was a observation in which a 'Lars' has been seen trying to mate with a whale, although until now there haven't been other sightings of this. Alcohol seems to severely reduce their already limited cognitive abilities, relatively more than observed in an average human. Other traits which makes a 'Lars' easily recognizable are its (sexual) attraction to anthropomorphic animal kingdom (a community more commonly known as 'furries') and the intense fear of missing out ('FOMO').
by Joekook June 17, 2020
Lars - most of this type are friendly. But there is one selfish, shallow, two-faced, bitchy, hypocrit that is unfortunately still around. Believes he is god's gift to everyone, when is really only good for ants. (sorry ants) Also believes to judge people on something so small as MSN. Better use as a hat rack.
by A pseudonym? June 08, 2004
by jontas January 02, 2008
A word yelled out to suggest that someone near you has just rolled out of the Trailer Park. It allows you to alert your friends without making the Park Trash feel unwelcome or uncomfortable.
When Mark was at the Nascar race, he was constantly yelling Lars to every other person who walked by. When his friends agreed with the observations, they also gave out a faint "Laaaarrrrrsssss" to confirm his assumption.
by Mark Pearson August 13, 2006
Beings lars can mean a couple of things
-being as salty as possible
-getting mad at every single little thing
-having very small balls
-being as salty as possible
-getting mad at every single little thing
-having very small balls
-"chill bro you are lars af"
-"stop going lars mode its not good for you "
-"man you are such pussy, grow a pair and stop acting like lars"
-"stop going lars mode its not good for you "
-"man you are such pussy, grow a pair and stop acting like lars"
by jj_tekkas February 19, 2016
by demo13 June 01, 2009