Release the Kraken

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011

Kraken Whore

A girl who is in no way a whore but is definately scared of sea monsters. Especially mythical ones.

girl:Lock Ness monster scares me
boy: You Kraken Whore

by 12 Big Macs Martha Bell STATE March 12, 2009

Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 4, 2015

Raw Kraken

When a female takes a hit of weed and simultaneously farts,snots,spots, and starts her period.

That buds so good it gave her a raw kraken

by Ringkug December 4, 2020

Release the Kraken

Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.

Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

by wezdog December 28, 2011

release the kraken

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010

Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.

John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.

by Thull March 16, 2010