mortal kombat drinking game

At any time someone screams "FINISH HIM" you must finish your drink regardless of what you have in your hand, are doing or what you are drinking.

Jonathan shouted, " FINISH HIM" and Banner had to chugged his beer. Banner is now having fun drunk. This is the mortal kombat drinking game!

by WolfmanNinja November 3, 2013

mortal kombat retard edition

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

by debby zebby July 8, 2010

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

Mortol KOmbat

One of the games that make murder enjoybele

Mortol KOmbat -Shang Tsung

by YEREYEre666 February 25, 2019

Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

mortal kombat

game you play

game play mortal kombat

by moloka September 22, 2023

Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022