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Keystoner

A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.
Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.
by Keystoner December 29, 2009
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Keystone Kowboy

An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy
Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number
by Smokinoak August 28, 2017
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keystoned

When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.
Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG
by DGJH420 August 10, 2018
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Keystone school district

Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.
by SlimySquirrel69 July 30, 2020
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Keystone Middle School

A Roblox middle school that’s active and fun and somehow has been around for almost 10 years
by Izzy5260 August 8, 2022
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Kyston

The baddest bitch to have ever walked the earth. Kyston is loyal, forgiving, kind and loving. Although Kyston can get on peoples nerves quite often you can’t stay mad at him for long. Kyston truly is the life of the party and everyone should be grateful to have a Kyston in their life.
The baddest bitch I know is Kyston.
Kyston is a fucking genius.
Kyston shut the fuck up you’re getting on my nerves.
by Yaboycal November 24, 2021
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Keston

Cattlefarmer, Stacks 500 bails everyday, Apart of the 4 h club, He has more right then you
"I Stacked 500 bails over the weekend" "Shut up keston kys"
by akshjjlvwlbsnjl April 5, 2022
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