Keegan

A shmeat head who sucks dick for a living

Keegan got a shmeat.

by Ben Sneed December 01, 2017

Keegan

Someone so fucking annoying. They always fucking follow you, talk extremely loud, and have terrible voice cracks. Sometimes they are too nice which makes you want to die. They don't understand personal space. And are overly attached to the person they like.

1. Omg did you see Keegan today
2. Ughhh YESS... He's driving me crazy
1. Same bitch
2. Let's go get tea now hehe

by Gurlllllll55 May 04, 2019

keegan

adj. description of something or someone as super gay or extremely homosexual.

v. To be engaged in gay activities

Keegan stop being keegan.

That's so keegan.

Stop keeganing

by Keegan Redfern March 07, 2008

KEEGAN

A boy that you met in middle school. He was super cute. You to dated for a while but then he broke up with you for your best friend. And then calls you a bitch. But when you realize that he is still a great person that always makes you smile even if you don't want to.

Your friend "are you good talking to keegan"
You "yes and no"

by A orgianl person April 28, 2019

Keegan

Keegan means a nerd and idiot.

He’s such a keegan

by TIKTOCISBAD19 November 01, 2020

Keegan

As weird as possible. Extremely autistic. Looks like a complete nerd

Evan is being such keegan

by Yyyhy November 27, 2018

Keegan

A large. hairy, misshapen penis that ressmbles the Canadian Sasquach.

(Can be used in a pick-up line.-Hey girl, you want a bite of my Keegan sandwich?)

Similar words
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Keeganite- A male that has a huge Keegan.
Keeganita- An insult used on females. (Be careful when using this word. Females have been known to commit suicide or go on homocidal rampages after being called a Keeganita.)

Guy: Dude, you have such a small penis!
Dude: Well at least I don't have a Keegan.
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Would you like some grated Keeg on top of your salad?
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A steak and Keeg sub.
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Mac and Keeg
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Grilled Keeg sandwich.
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by The Big Keeg February 02, 2010