kanter

To randomly omit certain, often important, details.

Megan: Why does the worksheet go from a,b..e? What about c and d?
Chelsea: They got kantered.

by igotkantered March 28, 2010

kaiter

When your name is Kai and you pretend to be a Carter.

My name is Kaiter . RAWR XD

by KingKaiterXD January 31, 2017

A Kate Turner

A Kate Turner is when at school during sports day, someone will participate in the egg and spoon race, but during the egg and spoon race the participant will place their thumb on the egg to keep it secure on the spoon performing a Kate Turner therefore possibly winning and cheating, DO NOT perform a Kate Turner

" Today at school we had sports day, during the egg and spoon race Mark did a Kate Turner and he won!"

by donkeh28 April 14, 2020

Kate Bosworth

1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent
- zero charisma
- zero self-respect
- homely in the beauty department
- no style
- no brains
- no values
- no education
- not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer)
- boring
- deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
- fake blonde

2. Being a failure in everything you try.

3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.

1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...

Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!"

Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."

2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here"

Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint"

3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth"

by bimbo-stopper October 19, 2010

Kate Marsh

Verb
1. The act of committing suicide by jumping off of a building
2. A phrase to tell people you don't like

I'm going to Kate Marsh.
"Kate Marsh yourself!" he said.

by The Thinnest One May 1, 2019

Kate Gerbeau

A very sexy newsreader to fantasise about.

I just jerked off to Kate Gerbeau!!

by Kate's husband September 6, 2006

Kate

A "Kate" is someone who surprises you by coming into your life and lighting it up like the sun, when you didn't realize it was dark. She's someone who is a better person than you are, makes you a better person than you thought you could be, and fills your heart with joy you never knew was possible. She's a unicorn - you don't believe she can exist, until suddenly she's there, in your life, your heart, your days. She's someone who walled thru a hell that would have broken others, yet came out sweet, stronger, but able to be vulnerable. The pain she's known breaks your heart to hear, and you cry in private when you consider how others have hurt her. But you wouldn't know she's ever suffered - her laugh is musical, and her joy is strong and unbreakable. When she's scared or cries all you want to do is hold her, protect her,love her, and you spend hours wishing you could erase her hurts and hurt the people who hurt her. She has the most beautiful hands, feet, face, body, hair... (all the things) you've ever seen. You love her helplessly, hopelessly, and act like a knucklehead when she's around. You spend every minute you can with her, ache when you're apart, and spend all your phone battery on talking with her. All you want to do is hold her forever. All you want from life is to marry her and spend every minute, every breath you have, in her arms. That's a "Kate", and there's only one of them. In short, she's your queen.

I've met my Kate!!

by Noble Mouse 1 July 17, 2023