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Dirty Kathleen

A classic bar shot. You will need the following ingredients:
-1 dozen donut holes, glazed
-whisky, at least 100 proof
-lighter
-girl you are trying to impress

Shove as many donut holes into your mouth as will fit. Take the whisky and drizzle it into your mouth until the donut holes are thoroughly saturated. Using the lighter, light the donut whisky pile on fire. While facing the girl of your dreams, hold the concoction in your mouth, letting the melting glaze runs down the back of your throat. Finally, eject the flaming mess towards the girl while exclaiming, "How do you like my hot holes!?!"
I don't always eat donuts with my whisky, but when I do I give her the old Dirty Kathleen.
Dirty Kathleen by Nikisgreat March 21, 2016

Clean Kathleen 

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family
Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.
Clean Kathleen by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020

trevor and kathleen 

The cutest couple in the world. no one will ever love each other as much as these to legendary peoople do. They are both probably the best looking people that god could possibly make. They also have a never-ending love for each other.
i wish i was like trevor and kathleen

briana kathleen ragan

briana is a very smart, beautiful young girl who is always happy and confident but can feel ugly. Never lets people get in her way, she falls in love easy but she usually doesnt cry over a boy, she can get very overwhelmed and stress and has anxiety, she loves all of her friends . She hates to disappoint and hurt people. Briana never fails to brighten someones day and her smile is fantastic. She does wear makeup. She knows what she wants and chases it no matter what obsticals stand in her way. If you know a briana date her because i promise you shes loyal and loves you. And if shes likes you then believe her. Briana is confident in herself no matter what and SHE IS NOT A HOE!!!!!
person 1; omg that girl is so pretty and confident why does she wear makeup?
person 2; thats briana kathleen ragan