kangaroo black

when a black man gets caught having sex wit a white girl and he jumps out dat window

Jamel got caught fuckin' Tiffany and jumped out a two story window. That nigga be kangaroo black.

by Boblikescats123456789 October 31, 2014

Australian Kangaroo

A sexual act that can be done to a woman by both a male or female that is executed when you are fingering your girl and she says go deeper and so you start fisting...but that's just not enough. She asks for you to go deeper so you are shoulder deep but she's just not fucking satisfied. Eventually you begin to insert your head, ultimately reverse birthing yourself. Once you are in all the way to your belly button, you will be sucked into the great black hole. At this point you can turn around in the vag to poke your head out and look at your surroundings, much like a Joey in a mother kangaroo's pouch.

Josh-"Hey Ally how are you doing"
Ally-"I'm fine, how are you"
Josh-"I'm good"
*phone rings from vaginal area*
Josh-"Woah Ally do you have a phone in your pussy?"
Jacob, Ally's boyfriend-"Nah man that was just my phone ringing, we did the Australian Kangaroo last night."

by DaddyMcCrea January 9, 2017

Kangarooter

Someone who has carnal relations with large hopping marsupials.

Looks like the Ocker kangarooters are going to win the cricket again! Argh!

by sheepshaggin kiwi December 14, 2004

Kalara

A beautiful child; female. Precious and treasured by all. Strong and brilliant; good natured and optimistic. Believer. Child of God.

Kalara laughed and danced while the rain fell and the music played.

by Amber Stender August 3, 2008

Kangaroo

Kangaroo is the 13th zodiac sign.The dates of that zodiac sign are currently unknown as the only known Kangaroo is Rebenciuc who keeps his birth date secret.Yet we only knows one Kangaroo we know for sure that it is by far the best zodiac sign.It is superior in every single aspect to the other signs.Also,Kangaroos tend to be really fat,have weird fetishes on feet like Cezar Petru Popescu and have crushes on girls who are 50-60 years younger than them.

That guy is mainstream...he can't be a Kangaroo.He must be a libra though.

by Aurel Magicianu' May 8, 2019

Dick Kangaroo

When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo

Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?

Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.

Eddie: Ahhh, shit!

by Tayler and Eddie January 27, 2010

Kangaroo court

1. an extralegal or corrupt court

2. any court perceived as being less than fair

This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2008