kaiden

uglyyyy, not smart and acts like a baby

Don't be a kaiden

by 199462 November 7, 2018

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kaiden peakman

The biggest pussy slayer on the earth

"Man Kaiden Peakman is such a pussy slayer bro"

by BiggestPussySlayer November 2, 2017

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Cowboy kaiden

Cowboy kaiden is a dude who goes to a school. He wants to be a cowboy so everyone calls him cowboy kaiden or just cowboy. He is also hot and has nice muscles

Cowboy kaiden is getting those gains.

by Girlyoullneverknow April 5, 2022

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Dirty Kaiden

the greatest sex ever (12 inches), he's way better than you.

oh your such dirty Kaiden, I wish I was like you

by TheTruthisMe_69 June 12, 2022

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Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

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