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Jungle Fuck 

To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.
Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.
Jungle Fuck by b0xxx September 28, 2008
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Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)
You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

Jungle Booty

A large rear-end that is hard to miss. Sometimes dressed in leopard print or even cheetah print.
Damn, check out Daisy's Jungle Booty! She's working it!
Jungle Booty by Thunder5az March 10, 2010

Jungle Worms 

scuzzy little parasites that set up camp in your guts. Symptoms for jungle worms are dry mouth, chills, moaning, groaning, and excessive vomiting. First used in iCarly.
Oh my god! I gave Harry Styles jungle worms!
Jungle Worms by GreenBite7 April 28, 2019

Jungle Diff 

There are two Junglers in League of Legends, one of them will eventually shit on the other guy.
That's when Jungle Diff is coming into the game.
It's used to express the huge difference in Skill and Knowledge which is happening in the Jungle.
" No way, that's Daki in the Jungle, prepare for some Jungle diff bois"

"But how dogshit is our Jungle, i guess it's Jungle diff"

"Jesus I played insane this game, jungle diff lads"
Jungle Diff by Dakilol September 6, 2020

jungle junk 

the loud beat coming from a car that is passing you or your house and wakes you up at three in the morning.
God Dammit,turn off that Jungle Junk,you stupid nigger!
jungle junk by uncle bob's ass crack December 14, 2009

Jungle Farts 

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.
Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!
Jungle Farts by The fart sultan October 2, 2014