Juan

The best most loving person you will ever meet. He would love you and never say otherwise.
Girl: Hey Juan do you wanna go out with me?

Juan:Funny thing I wanted to ask you out a while ago but didn't have the gut.
by Haha puppy May 19, 2018
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A crazy, amazing, beautiful souled creature. Someone who would do anything for the person he loves. A man who would completely change someone's outlook on life. He would show someone how to live and what is important. He makes people feel so special. The Juan, the only. Most breathtaking man known to maaan. I tell you what. <3
I seen this man named Juan who saved my life.
I miss Juan, where'd he go?
by DropinGimmie50 May 14, 2021
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Juan is the greatest person to exist. He is amazing at soccer. Jamal stands no chance against him. He is the goat at everything he does. Hes better than everyone at everything.
Juan is so cool

Juan is the goat at soccer
Juan is better than Jamal at every sport
Juan is the best person itw
by anonymous10203389 January 16, 2022
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the ultimate rebuke of "who's Joe cousin of Juan, Juan way ticket to mexico
Juan pronounced who-on, best used on your Latino pals
by Le Big Kahuna December 25, 2019
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Is really gay and has smol pener
Juan: "I'm really gay and like sucking dick"
by Facts about you 👊 January 18, 2020
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A superhero who's main power is shooting cocaine out of his mangina that is made out of gold...
Juan is a gay boy
by NiggerKuntaKente September 15, 2016
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