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Joner

A male friend who is not very kind to you although they do in reality deeply care about you. Typically called a boy best friend.
I love my Joner
by Jonersbestie April 2, 2025
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Joner

A male friend who is not always kind to you although they deeply care about you it is just not shown.
I love my Joner.
by Jonersfriend April 4, 2025
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Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.
I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!
by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025
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Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".
Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"
by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025
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