Jonah

Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.

Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.

by Super smart WAP eater August 01, 2022

Jonah

A person with a god complex

Hey how are you doing
JONAH (godly)

by OCTANE69MAIN May 19, 2021

Jonah

A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people

Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.

by Bootilicious baddie 69 June 10, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.

Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are

Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol

by Yourwickedhotmother November 22, 2021

Jonah

Mostly called sufficiently lubricated

Did you get sufficiently lubricated with your sister last night Jonah?

by Bibitybobityoffmyproperty June 08, 2022

Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.

"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"

by because yes September 01, 2022

Jonah

sucks a lot of penis

Jonah "hi"
Pete "go suck dick"
Jonah "Im already"

by YEtte November 11, 2019