Synonyms: Squirtle, Squikachu, Joeh. The most amazing guy ever to walk the face of the planet. I could go on an on about him for hours. He will understand all your inside jokes, do awesome ninja activities with you, and just be all around excellent. He will even go so far as to dance Disco with you in matching outfits, even if he looks insane. If you EVER get lucky enough to snag a Joey, keep him around. You won't regret it.
Girl one: I have a date with Joey tonight
Girl two: OMG are you going to be ninjas?
Girl one: what else would we do?
Girl two: OMG are you going to be ninjas?
Girl one: what else would we do?
by dancingmaniac2 March 1, 2010

by joeyrobinson October 24, 2010

A unique girl, who everyone adores. She is beautiful, adorable, funny, athletic, and is very smart. She is that one out of many people that really care about a special person she really loves. She is also the "mature" one. She is nice meeting you, but be careful not to get on her mean side. She can be a little clumsy sometimes, but always manages to get back up on her feet.
by Mariaosnand October 19, 2013

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by rmglenn April 28, 2008

v. trying to form a sexual relationship with the partner of a close friend or family member
n. a strategy used by desperate beta-males in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction at the expense of a close personal relationship
n. a strategy used by desperate beta-males in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction at the expense of a close personal relationship
by Chennessey September 17, 2018
