john joe's. bisexual woman. She likes all balls, ice cream, and men. She is very vocal and cries a lot to her closest friends. She is very strong and WILL squat you. Her personality is uniquely stupid since she's unable to cope with her emotions without social help.
by Loverboy6281536 November 21, 2022
Joann is the coolest person you will ever meet. She will fight you for fun and then give you the best hug. She is also creative, artistic and has a list of bad jokes lined up to tell you. Be careful of getting on her bad side though cause she will beat you up. Always ask her for anime recommendations.
by I deleted my brain November 22, 2021
A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 04, 2011
by Permanent619 November 21, 2016
the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.
by Dicysoy September 19, 2023