Jewfro

Usually a small tiny dicked person that girls find awkward. Loves to get hit in the balls. Really tiny dick. Like ridiculously tiny. More of a big clit really.

Kyle: You look good
Girl: You have a jewfro
Kyle: Damn
Girl: Yep

by jesus christ (the real one) June 23, 2010

Jewfro

Someone who is unexpectedly good at skiing and likes to pick fights with snowboarders and make little girl jokes with his partner-in-crime but no one hears them.

Snowboarder #1: "Dude Jenno, Jewfro was talking himself up and wanted to fight Westen."
Snowboarder #2: "I thought Jewfro was Westen..."

by Pondo ski/boarder July 8, 2010

Jewfro

A curly mop-looking type of hairstyle that Jews consist of. Basically an afro on a Jew. Enough said.

Queer 1: Hahaha! Is that guy's hair a jewfro?
Queer 2: Haha! Yes indeed it is, what a jew.
Queer 1: Oh jews these days :)

by That guy down the jew's street June 5, 2013

Jewfro

An afro(haircut)worn by a Jewish person

That kid has a nice jewfro.

by msx6942390 February 25, 2024

Jewfro

a jewfro is when you lose pennies or dimes, only for them to show up in your buddy's afro.

"yo, bro, you seen my pennies?" "nah, dawg, check Goldstein's Jewfro, they always show up there."

by 17InchesOfBigfoot September 14, 2025

The Southern Jewfro

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.

"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

Note: this is something stupid i wrote cause this couldn't be blank

by SaucyBuns August 6, 2017