Jesus Christ, Marie

Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.
"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"
by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016
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Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.
Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!
by Wistopher December 01, 2019
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Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 31, 2008
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Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
by "Pad" August 19, 2006
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Jesus Christ Bar

Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"

also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.
As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.
by JustinA <3 November 05, 2009
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jesus christ on a cracker

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.
*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"
by Beau Weidman October 18, 2007
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