jed

the little purple thing when u pull back ure foreskin

Girl: pull back ure foreskin!
Boy: i have tasty jed!
Girl: yum!

by noname December 6, 2003

jed

A tiny, insignifcant quantity of food added to a reciepe. Smaller than a pinch.

How many oats do we need? 200g and a jed

by Trianglegirl October 19, 2015

JEDs

Juvenile Erectile Disfunction, enough said

Jed has been recently diagnosed with JEDs

by Orangeman February 21, 2008

Jeds

A Toronto street term meaning Police

Yo dash that shit the Jeds just pulled up!

by dr.Jones February 2, 2010

jed

Jed is a fucking shitty melt

Jed needs to fucking die ya shitty jed

by Dakween January 15, 2018

JEDS

Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities

Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"

by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009

JED

inbred, to be the child of two related people such as ur mum and her cousin

ur a jed u have eleventy seven toes

by $erve@d June 23, 2006