1. Jizz that comes out so hard it rips through the condom.
2. When jizz causes problem for the person jizzing.
2. When jizz causes problem for the person jizzing.
1. 9 months ago, I rode this so hard she gave me trouble jizz. Now im a father.
2. Last night I got trouble jizz when i was fucking my co-worker and my girlfriend walked in on us.
2. Last night I got trouble jizz when i was fucking my co-worker and my girlfriend walked in on us.
by MrEvans March 12, 2009
Get the Trouble Jizz mug.what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.
Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?
by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009
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A jizz tree is the term for the Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana) whose flowers emit a smell like semen.
Comedian Bob Kelly once puked when smelled his mic screen after it was smeared with flowers from jizz tree.
by Watsonia February 21, 2014
Get the jizz tree mug.It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
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Get the Jizz mug.the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out
by tbar May 20, 2008
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2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
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