Javere

Warm hearted soul, loves everyone, everyone loves him, but don’t try him because you will lose one great friend, versatile, big ass baby and always eating

If I had to choose one of my friends to marry, Javere would be #1 in fact the only one on the list.💙

by Pogba(JB9) May 22, 2018

Inspector Javert

Javert is a anti-hero in the musical Les Miserables. The most amazing character in any musical. An attractive, and very dominatant source of power, because he is DA LAWR. You will love Javert.

''So who are you dressing up as at halloween?''
''The Lawr"
"Oh so Inspector Javert right"
"Yeah."

by javertbear February 3, 2012

jager bandit

a member of a hardcore jager drinking gang, that goes out on the weekends and drinks jager bombs tell he blacks out and rages all night. fights on a weekend bases.

jager bandits party hard, and dont remember shit

by jdog32 May 13, 2010

jagerbar

Some sort of werebear which can transform between a human being and a bear or a grizzly. Cited from The Grimm's Fairy Tales.

- "D' you see that creature over there? !"
- "Geez, what's that? "
- "I think it's a jagerbar! "

by Martin.Chan January 1, 2012

Jagermergency

A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate and liberal application of Jagermeister.

Get me to the bar, it's a jagermergency!

by CDanger April 7, 2012

Jägerbitch

Jäger in a shot glass dropped into a tall glass containing a 50/50 mix of beer and Red Bull. A more epic (more alcoholic) version of the Jägerbomb! Fun! Highly chuggable.

Alternative method of preparation: gently pour one shot's worth of ice cold Jägermeister on top of a wide glass containing a 50/50 mix of ice cold and foamy beer and Red Bull ==> you'll get a layered/gradient Jägerbitch. That's how I like my Jäger, bitch!

Example conversation:
Waitress: "What can I get y'all?"
Average Joe: "I'd like a Jägerbitch!"
Waitress: "Whoa hold it right there, are you calling me a b*tch?!"
Average Joe: "By no means, I'm merely referring to this awesome new drink! It's one shot of Jäger dropped into a 50/50 mix of glacial-friggin-cold beer and red bull."
Waitress: "I like your style. Coming right up."

To unwind after work, I like to have myself a Jägerbitch.

by Jeraen July 24, 2014

Jaering

Basically chilling, relaxing, sleeping or doing whatever you want without stress and pressure.

British Person: Alright mate?
Normal Person: Hey, I'm not feeling too good right now.
British Person: Bro you gotta start jaering. Chill yourself!
Normal Person: Alright, I'll try.

by Bonzeko October 9, 2020