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Jason Bourne

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Character from the books The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. A (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. Though he actually dislikes killing, and has only assassinated one man--the name of whom I won't spoil--he's the best at what he does.
Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine.
by Nehemiah September 16, 2005
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Jason Waud

The cutest boy on earth. He deserves the whole world and more so if you hurt him i’ll hurt you.
Person one: “have you seen Jason waud?”
Person two: “oh yeah, the cutest boy ever?”
by okaywaud February 10, 2019
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Dirty Jason

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed
Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid
by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018
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Jason Soroka

When the size of a person's voice doesn't quite fit the size of their body.
"so i met this girl last night. she was real tiny and cute but her voice was deeper than mine! it was very jason soroka."
by Eric_stevens June 23, 2008
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Jason Munday

Jason Munday is a singer/songwriter and YouTube prodigy in Echo Base, California. Mostly known for his work with the wizard rock band Ministry of Magic and his parody of Katy Perry's song California Gurls (his version being "California Dorks"). Also the creator of NaNoEmO.
Kid 1: California dorks, we're unforgettable! Disneyland, like, four times a week...
Kid 2: What? You're singing the song wrong.
Kid 1: No, I'm singing the Jason Munday version, stupid. I bet you don't even celebrate NaNoEmO.
Kid 2: What the heck is NaNoEmO?
Kid 1: *facepalm*
by mysticjadeshoe February 26, 2011
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Jason Derülo Syndrome

Jason Derülo (n) Syndrome: A person with a very large ego. Someone who thinks he/she is 'larger-than-life'.

It is commonly believed that rapper Kanye West has the "Jason Derülo Syndrome", and that he was partly cured by his appearance on the TV show SouthPark.
Person 1: "I am the next Michael Jackson. I'm the next Gandhi. I'm the next Jesus Christ."

Person 2: "Damn, you're being a Jason Derülo.", or, "I think you have Jason Derülo Syndrome."
by Quebuciosos28 September 14, 2010
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Jason

The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman
Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.
by Swtksss October 13, 2013
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