jank

To steal something when the affected party is present, but not paying attention.

"Hey Joe, I just janked Bill's iPod while he was in the bathroom!"

by slangjoker92 March 13, 2007

jank it

v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.

I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.

Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!

Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.

by Bad Paul October 12, 2008

janke

adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms

'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'

by Robert Lewis Marley October 15, 2008

Janke

Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.

"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."

by Stacey P. March 9, 2008

Jank

A particular situation, location, outfit, meal, or anything of an unusual or suspicious nature.

I stopped to get something to eat today on my way home from work. The carpet was stained, there were holes in the seats and our waitress didn't have any teeth. It was so jank.

My sister colored her hair with Easter Egg Dye because she ran out of hair color. That's jank!

by CamMan February 21, 2013

janke

Confuses ambition and drive with being a cunt.

Stop being such a janke.

by c-unt May 19, 2004

janks

dirty people, or just a way to negatively talk about someone.

"Those Janks arent worth my time"
"You guys are fucking janks i hate you"
"That girl is so dirty, so janky"

by NeyNa April 7, 2009