Jake

A Fucking idiot

Man Jake's a fucking idiot

by The fucking idiot October 30, 2018

jake

the police.

we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.

by xtended klip aka lil logan August 15, 2002

jake

may be one of the most popular boy names around.
means that they are very caring, awesome, and fly.
not easily angered.

Woah, his name is jake, he must be cool.

by Shanaynay Jones June 14, 2007

Jake

The Sexiest guy ever. Quarter back of the football team. A hottie with a body and a cutee with a booty. He is nice. if you dont love jake you dont love anyone.

oh wow!!! he's definintally a jake.

by Baybay who loves her jakee poo March 7, 2009

jake

sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.

wow, look at him, he is such a jake

by emily francesca May 26, 2008

jake

a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.

"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008

Jake

Jakes can be a boy of any age, Generally in good shape. Most of the time has brown hair and blue or brown eyes. May grow up to be in some kind of service for his country. He can always make people laugh but has too sides. Sometimes jakes like to be to manly and end up lying. But don’t get the wrong expression girls if there is a Jake in your life spend time with him when you can.

Maddie: “Did you just see Jake he did like 100 pull ups I hope he asks me out”
Jake: “ maybe we can go out some time, oh my did you see that girls ass, Maddie we are over”

by The thinking girl May 23, 2018