jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.
" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.
by Mark W Stack January 13, 2008
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Cracker Jack Box

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
by Jamesindtown September 15, 2007
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Jack in the Box surprise

Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!
by thedzone October 07, 2009
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Miami Jack-in-the-Box

A Miami-Jack-in-the-Box is when a guy takes a small cardboard box (like a jack-in-the-box) with a lid, cuts out the bottom, places his penis through it, has a girl open it with her mouth, and then she gives him a blow job.
There is no example for the Miami Jack-in-the-Box.
by ladyguy63 March 13, 2009
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Playing Jack In The Box

Jacking Off
The Act Of Jacking Off While Think Of A Male Friend.
Kyle Was Playing Jack In The Box While Thinking Of Dave!
by Claudacious September 10, 2006
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Jack in the Box ass nigga

A hater that stays talking breakfast 24/7, A rat that if he knows what's good for him stays out of my trap.
You snitched again dog? Yous a jack in the box ass nigga; always talkin breakfast.
by never talkin dinner July 11, 2011
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n., Someone who comes in and out of your life. There one minute gone the next.
You can never count on this person to be there when you need them. They show up when it's convenient for them, usually with a hidden agenda.

I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
by TGDub September 01, 2009
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