by Snuhface November 6, 2011
Get the Jackiemug. Street name for female condom!
by Chinky905830259 May 7, 2011
Get the Jackiemug. A cold-hearted cunt that enjoys mooching off of others to support her own financial disaster. Only cares about herself, if she doesn't get her way she throws a fit and tries to put you through an ultimatum.
Ex. Buy my some Marlboro 100's or I WILL call the cops!
Its funny cause I laugh at this bitch everytime, shes one of those bitches that acts all "nice" and "caring" when shes out and about, only cause she mooched some gas money to go hang out with friends she doesnt have, and the friends she does have are ethier fat, ugly, mentally challenged(or all of the above) and thats so she can easily mooch some more off them cause there too dumb to realize how fucked in the head this cunt is. Usually a Jackie spends her time watching corny-ass soap operas on TV, eats ramen noodles daily, and pretends like shes talking to someone on her cellphone cause shes just that cool.
Ex. Buy my some Marlboro 100's or I WILL call the cops!
Its funny cause I laugh at this bitch everytime, shes one of those bitches that acts all "nice" and "caring" when shes out and about, only cause she mooched some gas money to go hang out with friends she doesnt have, and the friends she does have are ethier fat, ugly, mentally challenged(or all of the above) and thats so she can easily mooch some more off them cause there too dumb to realize how fucked in the head this cunt is. Usually a Jackie spends her time watching corny-ass soap operas on TV, eats ramen noodles daily, and pretends like shes talking to someone on her cellphone cause shes just that cool.
Ex. Hey Jackie, I am going to see my buddy I haven't seen
in years, were having a bbq.
Jackie- No, you can stay here and watch the kids while I go out and get starbucks for myself. Also give me 60 dollars for gas so I can aimlessly drive around for hours on end without any destination.
in years, were having a bbq.
Jackie- No, you can stay here and watch the kids while I go out and get starbucks for myself. Also give me 60 dollars for gas so I can aimlessly drive around for hours on end without any destination.
by DDmetsfan20 October 14, 2011
Get the Jackiemug. A crazy bitch. She has many friends, but they are all fake. Her main purpose is to destroy your life. She smells like old food and dogs. Her skin is flakey, but she has a nice rack. At least it looks like she does, buts its really just bra padding. She thinks she is awesome. If jackie is ever in a problem, she plays victim, no matter what. Always complaining.
Sarah: There goes Jackie! UG! I wish she would stop his pity act!
Jonna: I know right! Oh my god, can u smell that? It must be her 5 dogs! Gross!
Thomas: Dude! Check out Jackie rack! Man, thanks god I can at least look at that instead of her face!
Mike: Come on! U know thats just her bra right? A girl with a face like that can't have a rack like that!
Jonna: I know right! Oh my god, can u smell that? It must be her 5 dogs! Gross!
Thomas: Dude! Check out Jackie rack! Man, thanks god I can at least look at that instead of her face!
Mike: Come on! U know thats just her bra right? A girl with a face like that can't have a rack like that!
by DevilsHalo752 August 6, 2012
Get the Jackiemug. by -pjmasks July 17, 2020
Get the Jackiemug. Jackie is a guy who is strong willed with a weakness for games,girls,guns&street racing with a deep love for cars&women plus loves to wash a porterhouse down with a Dew if a Stella Artois isn't available.Jackies tend to like Jason Vorhees,Michael Myers,Freddie Krueger&Leather Face.But would be happy to put any one of those guys down with a equally lethal Dutch oven and then pull a Dirk Diggler and bang Burt Reynolds wife on a desk while ol' Burt records it to jerk!Jackies are Dashing,dapper men who appetites for good steak is only surpassed by that for women who resemble Stacy Keebler c.a.2002!Jackie is the type of homo erectus known to scream out he's the man&Jacqueline is the woman E.g.(pitcher&catcher)So it's actually weird to them when you ladies use the name to shorten your own.
2. A prodominetly male given name in the 20s&30s&just like the fashion of the 70s&80s,is now making a come back a Queen E.g.(nearly a century) after it was known as the name of the toughest boys other then the ones their fathers named Sue.
Credentials:Texas Chainsaw Massacre : Ludacris Word of Mouf c.a. 2003 : WWE : Halloween : Stella Artois : Johnny Cash : Friday the 13th : Boogie Nights : Nightmare on Elm St.:British Monarch :Mountain Dew
credentials are factually true and presented to show the respect to the actual due process in which this definition has been prepared&presented&also legally warranted to present the stated or borrowed information in/to a mass public forum or presentation.
2. A prodominetly male given name in the 20s&30s&just like the fashion of the 70s&80s,is now making a come back a Queen E.g.(nearly a century) after it was known as the name of the toughest boys other then the ones their fathers named Sue.
Credentials:Texas Chainsaw Massacre : Ludacris Word of Mouf c.a. 2003 : WWE : Halloween : Stella Artois : Johnny Cash : Friday the 13th : Boogie Nights : Nightmare on Elm St.:British Monarch :Mountain Dew
credentials are factually true and presented to show the respect to the actual due process in which this definition has been prepared&presented&also legally warranted to present the stated or borrowed information in/to a mass public forum or presentation.
Jackie is a very randy guy, in which the ladies have seen in action shaggin and flock to him for the chance to ravish him for themselves, in the back of a black limousine while wearing old school roller skates.
by BigDaddyRayRey1986 January 1, 2019
Get the Jackiemug. A beautiful amazing person with green eyes the most hottest skin color big lips n a girl with braces she’s a girl that is very hard to get n when u get her she is very loyal and lovable n the nices but sometimes there’s an attitude when your hers she’s the nicest but if she doesn’t like your she’ll give you the scariest look ever
by Lil ahh June 15, 2018
Get the Jackiemug.