by Craig Cummings October 7, 2005
Get the heinous ass jackalmug. A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public bathroom:
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!
Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!
Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011
Get the Two faced Jackal-Ratmug. An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.
He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.
by Fassbender December 21, 2013
Get the Phantom white spotted jackalmug. A type of bitch who likes going up your butt when your not looking, stealing your potato AND getting bonked by Pachy's.
by Small Amount of Braincells July 16, 2022
Get the Jackalmug. by Drinka Fi Drinka May 3, 2025
Get the Swamp Jackalmug. "So my nan was in the garage and the dog came in so they used to pneumatic drill to do the squeeling jackal"
by Hawtsauce12321 November 2, 2008
Get the Squeeling Jackalmug. The process of jacking off your Asian best mates whilst fondling with the balls whilst screaming blasphemy to the high heavens
by RizwanKitty February 8, 2025
Get the Jackalingmug.