Hazel Irvine

To get drunk beyond all recognition of man, wake up with little idea what happened and even less dignity.

Maaaaaaate, was out last night, fuck knows what happened but.... i was fucking hazel irvine'd.

by pubesinteeth July 30, 2012

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Irvin the bully

It is where irvin is a bully

Irvin the bully bullied me.

by Greco the nice guy September 23, 2020

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When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.

I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.

by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025

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Mace Irvine

1. An individual who is closely related to a species of monkey called the proboscis monkey. Mace Irvine is someone likely to have an extreme foot fetish. Not only that, a Mace Irvine can be seen on occasion using his beloved strap-on device on men.

2. Can also mean your Gay in conversation.

"He is such a Mace Irvine."
"Look! its a wild Mace Irvine!"

by Andrew Tate's Son "Ben?" February 16, 2023

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UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.

by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022

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