UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.

by ZXY&ABC October 09, 2022

National bully Irvine day

On the 4th April we all bully Irvine to commemorate how fat she really is.

Joel: yo Kayle did u know its National bully Irvine day! Kayle: no i didnt!

by Daddyspunkmonster August 01, 2022

Cora Irvine

Loves ketamine and loves being called irv and shmooopie. Likes to pick her nose when she’s not working

I love cora Irvine

by Rocket socks November 22, 2021

min irvine

lauv lauv lauv this person

min irvine supremacy

by watah June 23, 2021

Irvin the bully

Irvin is a bully.

Irvin the bully bullied me.

by Greco the nice guy September 23, 2020

Irvin

Irvin is funny and likes Star Wars, attempts to talk about the spin-offs I have no idea what he is talking about but I just smile and nod. Get yourself an Irvin.

Irvin likes Ellie

by Emordnilap May 10, 2025

Irvine

Hot guy w curly hair that plays soccer and is very loving and caring. He has a sense of style aka drip and is a big Playboi carti fan

Irvine is such a hottie

by Sahajeheenebghe July 22, 2019