Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008

Internal jukebox

Songs that have been going around in your head all day.

There have been some great songs playing in my internal jukebox today!

by getemup January 12, 2012

Forced Interlace

When you're walking alongside a date, and, without your consent, they hold your hand with the fingers interlaced with one another as a gesture to claim you as theirs. A public display of "I'm in a relationship with this person." Especially relevant when you are in the early stages of dating, and one party isn't sure how they feel about the other, so it's incredibly uncomfortable and awkward.

"How was your date last night?" "It was alright, but she totally did a Forced Interlace on me! I tried to block her and tighten my hand up, but she was relentless... so we held hands the rest of the way to the train. Gah!"

by blah-blah-blah-di-da December 18, 2014

internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

by castrated weasel November 12, 2008

Internal Massage

A casual way of suggesting sex.

Guy: Yea baby, tonight i will come over and give you a full body massage.

Girl: Oooooh I love massages. What kind will you give?

Guy: A Full-Body and an Internal Massage

by Mr. White April 7, 2004

Internal Portmanteau

Causing a word to become shorter by joining the ends at a common letter. Can be done more than once in long words, or phrases.

IP = Internal Portmanteau

Examples of Internal Portmanteau:

Television --> Tevion (2 IP's) (pronounced "teh-vyun")

Mathematician --> Matician (1 IP) (pronounced "ma-tish-un")

Fabulous! --> Fabus! (1 IP) (pronounced "fab-ous")

by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009

internaLOL

internal chuckling at one's own blog. in other words, finding oneself funny, even if no one else does.

wow that posting made me internaLOL

by getouttanj February 25, 2008