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Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.
Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.
by Jon Ace September 23, 2006
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yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.
you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!
by nick slammer June 16, 2008
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INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.
My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.
by packattack September 29, 2009
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Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)
Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.
by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008
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inverted hucklebuck

the sexual position where oral sex is given and recieved by both partners simultaneously. AKA the 69
That bitch is lookin' so fine I might have to go scoop her up and throw the inverted hucklebuck on her.
by Chester NoSeeds January 24, 2006
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Inverted Pancake Flip

The Inverted Pancake Flip is considered to be one of the most graceful and acrobatic sexual acts to be conceived and performed in rural post-modern Canadian cultures. It involves a male laying with his back on the floor, with his legs situated on an adjacent bed as if seated in a chair. A woman or partner rides him in the cowgirl position. The male then repositions his feet to the edge of the bed for maximum leverage, grabs his partner by the hips, and in an incredible display of athleticism, pushes off with his feet to perform a backflip to be completed into the missionary position. This feat is typically performed during the anal and unlubricated variation of cowgirl starting position to enhance grip.
Since Rachel lost the baby, she didn't technically deserve breakfast in bed on mother's day. So Steve decided to just give her an Inverted Pancake Flip instead.
by quackslapper May 9, 2017
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pus infected cum bubble

a pus infected cum bubble is a huge sperm bubble that is indeed filled with the white, yellowish liquid we know as pus. great word for insults as well.
by Dr. Douchenozzle April 22, 2011
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