A lady companion for lonely gentlemen. Now with real pubes and a bicycle repair kit. Three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of ... ahem... smaller stature.
"Ingrid! Why are you crying?"
"She's not crying sir, she's just full."
by Ro Hunter Turbo April 13, 2005
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A place where any number of debaucherous statements will be posted on a daily basis. Visiting is like going to Mos Eisley You know, the most wretched hive of scum and villainy...
Oh damn! did you see what they wrote on Ingrid's Wall today??
by trentr42 January 24, 2011
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Mary Ingrid is a beautiful person. She has top tier humor and she deserves the world so much! Her chinky eyes and plump lips are her best features. I love Mary Ingrid so much
person 1: "do you know Mary Ingrid?"
person 2: "yeah she's so handsome"
by zztulog September 28, 2021
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Round people. A being that resembles the blueberry from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Ingrid Hamburgers usually attempt to be hxc and has pit sweats which can be seen from 50 feet away. The stench can be smelled from 80 feet. Ingrid Hamburgers are scene queens gone completely bad! (completely demented to the max) The ingrid species
tend to wear melting eyeliner causing the hamburger to eventually go blind.
Person 1: Oh no someone ate my 300 hamburgers.
Person 2: IT WAS INGRID HAMBURGER!!!!!!
by im a hustlaaaaaa March 2, 2007
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Kak x Ingrid is the most loved couple in omnilab hotels
OMG OMG ITS THEM, KAK X INGRID OMG OMG OMG :LETSFUCKINGGO:
by sam the coolest January 20, 2021
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omg ingrid x soft lololololl ingrid wants to be eaten by soft eks dee little mouth hahaha
by sam the coolest June 15, 2021
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A girl with a thousand hidden talents, she sings, dances, cooks, she is a beautiful, and incredible girl, I bet she also cooks incredible, Ingrid amayrani was born to be on the biggest stages, in the best cinemas since she has a great command of his voice, and born talent for acting. Ingrid Amayrani is incredible, do not miss the opportunity to be close to her, because she is great
People: There goes that girl Ingrid Amayrani she's great
by Lovedboy45 December 10, 2021
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