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infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born
look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb
by gojo satoru March 11, 2021
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Grown Infant Boys

I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Infant

A type of sustenance for dogs and elderly women, commonly used in stews.
I'm prepping the ingredients for our infant soup!
by bowlofbeans January 14, 2024
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Noodle Infant

PastaBaby
Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?
by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011
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Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.
We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved
by The C to the P January 3, 2019
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