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Incompetent

The inability to do something successfully.
Sleepy Joe is Incompetent
by Jaynemba October 23, 2023
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Incompetently stupid

Something so stupid that you've done it becomes beytarded
What have you done recently that's incompetently stupid?
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
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Incompetently stupid

Something so beyond stupid that you do, and you don't even understand you've made a complete fool of yourself.
Hang on. I forgot to tell you there's another step beyond incompetently stupid. It's called beytarded.
by Sexydimma October 14, 2024
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weaponized incompetence

A term used by bad managers and by friends, family members, and romantic partners alike in circumstances where they want somebody else to do things their way but they do not want to properly communicate what their way is (or where they are happy to wax on about frivolous details but never justify why said details would actually matter to anyone else).

They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.

In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
"Don't you even know how to make me a sandwich? The pickles have to go on top of the provolone, and the mustard and mayonaise should never touch. You didn't even cut off the crust, and who slices a sandwich lengthwise? It *must* be diagonal! Fine, I'll make my own damned sandwich, but I swear you do this on purpose just to avoid doing it the right way. It's weaponized incompetence! *huff*"
by Happ MacDonald April 8, 2024
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Weaponized Incompetence

Someone who pretends they can't do something so you'll do it for them
My coworker is the human form if weaponized Incompetence
by anonymous December 23, 2023
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Incompetent Queer

Someone who only got the job because they are gay and the gay boss likes that. Couldn't do the work for shit.
I wonder if it was Gavin himself or some Incompetent Queer underling who came up with the phrase "Make America Gavin Again". This drivel exemplifies why corruption is a bad thing. We get worse ideas because of it.
by Publius0987 August 26, 2025
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creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.
Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.
by anonymous September 24, 2021
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