Stale Wind

A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.

Hey Rob! Catch a waft of this stale wind!

by HombredLizard7 October 4, 2016

wind up

to annoy or upset someone

She just knows how to wind me up.
He wind up his classmates.

by LikeTheWind May 5, 2012

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

lazy wind

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through

"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"

by Danon1 March 28, 2010

Valley of Wind

Large gust of wind that funnels between 2 large buildings or objects.

When I walked threw the alley between those two tall buildings, I was hit with a Valley of Wind that blew my hat clean off my head.

Example # 2 That Fart was so strong it almost created a valley of wind between my legs.

by Bruizer November 5, 2012

break wind

A replacement for "Fart". Mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.

A: What's that smell?!
B: Sorry, I farted.
A: Don't say "fart", say "break wind"

by Anon1294810751 April 21, 2010

break wind

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.

What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?

by JC September 26, 2003